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Who DO you have to sleep with?
Have you ever wondered just what it's going to take to finally get some? Do you feel compelled to raise your hand as soon as someone starts a sentence with "Who do you have to sleep with ...."? Or are you just looking to announce to the world "I'm available, if a bit rusty!"? Also available in boxers.

Who DO you have to sleep with? Who DO you have to sleep with?
Socrates said "The unexamined life is not worth living." But if he was really smart, he would have realized this is a problem that solves itself, much like worrying about what kind of life to lead when you've been sentenced to an imperial pint of hemlock.

Yeah, but so what?